Amy just told me a great Overheard in DC, but it's a little risque, so I can't print it. Instead, I'll just print one of her favorite Overheards of all time.

Here goes:

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station