Google has a new "patent" tool on its website, through which you can search the entire annals of the US Patent Office. As soon as I found out, I just couldn't resist, my first search was of course: douchebag.



I found out so much about the douche, that I am now an amateur expert. For example, one of the most technologically complex douches was invented by Carl E. Sims of Cisco, TX in 1923. Just look here at how much time and attention he paid to each of the blades and the plunger:



But don't take my word for how cool this is. See for yourself!