When projects just take forever I tend not to shave. I had a ton of work to do the past couple weeks. And to my surprise, I started to grow this really awesomely pathetic beard. It was all spotty. I finally decided last night I should do something about it. So I shaved part of it off. At first it looked like this:


Then I was told to shave it or else. So then it looked a little bit like this, except with more 'stache:


So I was told, once more that I had to cut it.
It looked like this:



So now I'm clean shaven. My face is bare. And I have no pictures to prove that I ever had the facial hair to begin with. People don't understand that for me facial hair is a really rare occurrence. Like Haley's Comet, except less predictable. So now I don't know when it will come back.

Pity my poor face, for it shall have no winter coat.